A man who just wanted to drink with his neighbors ended up having his one man party cut short when police arrested him after he called 911 twice in an hour. That’s no way to make friends with the people in the neighborhood, buddy.
Police responded to a domestic disturbance call on Wednesday night in Ft. Pierce, Florida, and, upon arriving, asked the caller why he was so upset. Opposing Views quotes the police report as saying, “The complainant, James Collins, stated that his neighbors were being mean and would not drink with him.” And really, what kind of jerks wouldn’t want to go drinking with the guy who calls the cops whenever he’s rejected?
After a conversation about 911 misuse, the officers were on their way — though they weren’t gone for long. It was deputy deja vu when police arrived back on the scene thirty minutes later, responding to another call. Once again, it was Collins allegedly complaining about his “mean” neighbors and their non-drinking ways.
Apparently, the deputies’ time wasn’t the only thing that was wasted. Officers noted that Collins reeked of alcohol and found him with a bottle of Blue Ice liquor in his pocket. This time, they arrested him on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly intoxication.
The saddest part, the incident happened on Collins’ 56th birthday. Holy s**t! Maybe his neighbors are dicks!
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